一、每日笑话
1、Doctor to Mrs. Spew: “Is your daughter always stuttering like that?”
Mrs. Spew shakes her head: “No, only when she wants to say something.”
2、
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
3、My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?”
We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.
二、每日趣图
没图你说个。。？
这是要一起拉？
静观其“便”，愿闻其“翔”
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