刚刚接了个电话，说我的建行信用卡，刚才在法国巴黎消费了90多万欧元……我说，“你确认是我的信用卡吗？”对方说：“都已经核对过了，名字和身份证号都是您的……”我沉默几秒钟问她：“那你能截个图发给我吗？我想在朋友圈装个逼！”对方没憋住，她笑场了！

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