A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
在小鎮上,一位交警攔住了一位在主路超速行駛的司機.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer.
"長官"這個男人說,"我可以解釋一下.""安靜,"警官打斷他說.
"I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say" "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
"我要讓你在拘留所等著直到警長回來.""但是,警官,我只是想說,""我說過安靜!你想待在拘留所嗎!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding.He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
幾小時以後,警官來探望他的拘留犯說："你很幸運,我們警長去參加他女兒的婚禮了,他回來一定會心情很好."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
"別指望這樣,"那人在房裡回答道： "我就是新郎."
