1、Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
嗯，今天我們嘗試手淫是為了錢。
2、You did not “break up” with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.
你沒有與喬伊斯·金“分手”。她叛逃到北韓。
3、Ah gravity, thou are a heartless bitch.
啊，地心引力，你是一個無情無義的婊子。
4、I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
聽著，我認為你能跟Penny做愛的幾率跟哈勃太空望遠鏡發現在每個黑洞中央都有個小人在用閃光燈尋找斷路器的幾率一樣大。
5、There's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening.
酒精加上她一時糊塗總有可能讓今晚成為浪漫之夜。
6、There wouldn't have been any ass kickings if that stupid death ray had worked.
如果那該死的死亡放射線能用我就不會捱打了。
7、If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.
如果胡來才是正確的方法的話，那我閉嘴。
8、Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese.
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
霍華德：話說，你終於要學普通話了我還真高興。
謝耳朵：為嘛？
霍華德：等你說順溜了，有十多億中國人民等著你去煩，你就不用來煩我了。
9、I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility and I hope it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover.
我真的對昨晚發生的事情感到抱歉。我承擔所有的責任，我希望它不會影響你對倫納德的看法，他不僅是一個好男人，而且我聽說，一個溫柔而周密的愛人。
10、I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me. But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges.
我以為她是個高度進化的純高智商物種，就像我。而最近的事件表明她也許不過是個屈服於低級慾望的生物。
