標誌你慢慢老去的跡象，你中槍了嗎？

1

You'd rather spend the night in your bed than out with your friends.

你寧可在床上過夜，而不是和朋友一起出去。

2

You enjoy walking for leisure.

你喜歡散步休閒。

3

You refuse to text in acronyms

你發短信時不用略縮語。

4

You frequently mishear the things that people say.

你經常聽錯人們說的話。

5

House slippers, fuzzy socks, and snuggies make you smile.

家居拖鞋模糊的襪子和舒適讓你微笑。

6

You think housework is therapeutic.

7

If you do go out, 12AM is your designated “time to call an Uber home” time.

如果你真的出去了，12AM是你指定的“Uber回家”的時間。

8

You have a serious passion for wine tasting.

你對葡萄酒品評很有熱情。

9

You need naps to function correctly.

你需要小睡才能正常工作。