Before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
在與別人相處之前,我得先跟自己相處。唯一一件不會遵從少數服從多數原則的事是人的良心-《殺死一隻知更鳥》
Yeah it’s probably a little mean, but there is some comfort to be found in the knowledge that someone, somewhere has it even worse than you.
這樣可能有點不太好,但有時候知道在某個地方有個人過得比我還慘,真的會感到安慰的!哈哈哈
#1 Well sh*t
新買的鴨子,然後天太熱。。化成了一坨翔。。
#2 They deserve it.
活該!
讓你停車這麼任性!
#3 Using a car window as a mirror
把車窗當鏡子
車窗搖下來的那一刻,妹子的眼神說明了一切
#4 Watch a French Swat team and this happened…
看法國特警隊訓練,然後…
純潔的梨子用一根手指捂住了眼睛!
#5 Don’t wanna get my shoes wet
不想打溼鞋子。
然後小哥就大義滅親,決定打溼手機!
#6 This perfect “Story in three panels” of my cousin
我表弟的三部曲
年紀輕輕就體會到了生無可戀
#7 My girlfriend’s state given license plate number
我女朋友的駕照
6969是什麼意思?笑點在哪裡??(手動純真臉)
#8 They look dry enough
真·乾洗!
#9 Got a sandwich stuck in vending machine. Bought a drink to push the sandwich. Damn.
三明治卡在自動售貨機裡了,又買了瓶水,想讓水把三明治推出來,然後。。
#10 Well that is awkward.
這就很尷尬了。。
那首《祝天下所有的情侶都是失散多年的兄妹》終於靈驗了!
#11Wedding ring drops in lake
結婚戒指掉湖裡了。
在湖邊結婚真的太危險了!你們不聽!
就說讓你們不要結婚!
#12 Kids tries to pick up bottles
人家只是撿了個瓶子啊。。
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