Waste or Save?浪費還是節約？
Father: "Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?"
Jack: "Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?"
父親：“噢，傑克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?”
傑克：“我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是 ?”
Why Is He Howling他為什麼喊？
Dentist:" Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet."
Patient: "I know, but you are standing on my foot!"
牙醫：“請你不要再喊了 ! 我還沒碰你的牙呢。”
病人：“我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀 !”
Just kidding!開玩笑的！
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
妻子：“你會怎麼形容我呢 ?”
丈夫：“ABCDEFGHIJK”
妻子：“那是什麼意思 ?”
丈夫：“迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。”
妻子：“哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什麼意思呢 ?”
丈夫：“開個玩笑！”
Do I have any other choice我有得選嗎？
One day,Eve asked Adam:"Do you really love me?"
Adam said helplessly:"Do I have any other choice?"
一天 , 夏娃問亞當：“你當真愛我嗎 ?”
亞當無可奈何地回答：“我還有的選擇嗎 ?”
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