A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
候診室裡坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人,當醫生傳喚他時,他滿面愁容地說：
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
"醫生,怎麼辦?我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油!"
"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
醫生回答他說："喔..沒關係啦!記得這幾天不要抽菸!"